Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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