I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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