I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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