Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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