Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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