Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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