Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Randomize
