The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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