I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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