he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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