Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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