you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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