He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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