If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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