I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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