Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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