Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
