I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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