i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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