Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We had sex on a dog bed..
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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