dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We had sex on a dog bed..
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Randomize
