nut hugger
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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