In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Rumble strips road head = magical
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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