You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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