can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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