When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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