Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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