Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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