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This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.

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(440): View more from Ohio

that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...

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(954): View more from Florida

so i told him i still liked him. he laughed

(1-954): View more from Florida

well, your crazy. what did you expect?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican

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(863): View more from Florida

you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...

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