You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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