I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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