I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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