dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I puked a lego.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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