i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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