i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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