I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
