Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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