There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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