i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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