Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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