Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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