This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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