Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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