Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
