once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize