We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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