If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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