Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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