You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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