I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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