just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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